Heads up! We normally ship next day, but we will be out of town Sept 18-22. Orders placed during this time will ship on Sept 23-Sept 24. Normal quick handling time will resume on Sept 23. Thank you for all your support! 🐾
🐾 Every purchase supports Detroit dog rescues — 50% of September profits go to the Karens!
🧽🐾 BIKINI BOTTOM PET PARENT BUNDLE — TREAT YO'SELF! 🐾🧽
SpongeBob fans and pet parents, this one's for YOU! 🌟 This super cute officially licensed Nickelodeon bundle is packed with fun for Bikini Bottom lovers who also happen to have a furry family member (or just want adorable SpongeBob stuff, no judgment 😂). All items are brand new — lint-rolled and pup-approved by our rescue dogs Savannah and Casey! 🐾❤️
✨ Bundle Includes:
🟡 SpongeBob Pet/Food Bowl — ~5.5" diameter melamine/plastic bowl with all-over happy & crazy SpongeBob faces printed around the outside AND inside bottom! Hand wash only. Perfect for food, water, snacks, or just as an adorable desk piece!
🧦 SpongeBob Crew Socks (Size 9–13) — Yellow with a giant SpongeBob face design. Comfy, fun, and ready for the Krabby Patty shift!
📱 SpongeBob Phone Grip/Pop Socket — Classic SpongeBob face. Sticks to your phone for easy hold or stand. Bikini Bottom selfies, here we come!
🎁 Just Play F.U.N. with Food Mini Figure Blind Bag — SpongeBob reimagined as a hilarious food item! Possible figures: Krabby Patty, Krabby Fries, SpongeBob SquareCans, Plankton Dog, Goofy Goober Patrick, Sippin' Squidward, or Fred Macaron. Sealed/new — surprise inside! 🎉
Casey took one sniff of that pet bowl and immediately tried to claim it as her own 😂 Savannah sat politely next to it and gave it the "approved" nose-boop. We had to explain it's for sale, girls. They were NOT convinced. 🐾🐾
Céad Míle Fáilte! Thanks for supporting Rescue Retro Relics — every sale helps save more Detroit dogs like our Savannah and Casey! 🐾♥️
